Welcome To Lazarus

Instead of a "BANG", humanity is passing away with the shuffling of dead feet, and hungry moans. Desperate men and women fight against the rising tide for the newly risen dead.Sometimes, though, the undead are not he most dangerous things out there. Civilization has failed the test; the only thing left is survival.

Lazarus is just one of many places where humanity holds on by a thread, and life and death come as easily as a roll of the dice.

Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Who Are These Clowns?

You'd think that at the end of the world the Zombies would be the most dangerous things out there.  Most of the time you'd be right.  On other occasions, you'd find out that there are things much more disturbing, and dangerous, than the living dead.

For most, the fall of civilization was a traumatic affair; what with the walking dead and all.  For Bobo, though, it was liberating. Now, instead of curtailing his hunting to once or twice a year, he could do it when ever he wanted.  Better still, he didn't have to hide it anymore, either. In fact, the more zombies he killed, the better. The prey didn't react in a very satisfying way; no begging, or crying...no suffering.  They made up for it in numbers, though. Anyway, every now and then, there was a live one that brought back the old thrill.

Mr. Jangles:
Mr. Jangles liked his wine. Now, most, in fact all the parents didn't like it when he showed up to their kid's party sinking of Night Train, and slurring his speech. He found though, that once they talked to Mr. Beretta, the complaining stopped; permanently. If it weren't for the incessant crying of the little brats,it would have been a cushy gig.  Now that the dead had risen, the brats didn't cry anymore.  He could still find Night Train, and Mr. Beretta still did a lot of talking.

These are a re-post of minis I put up on at least one other forum, way back when.  Clowns tend to creep people out, so I figured I'd repost them here for anyone who had not seen them before.

They are rebased/repainted/mods of the Horrorclix Jester figure. Bobo is just a straight up rebase/repaint. Mr. Jangles was a bit more involved. He had the heads cut off and his arm repositioned. I used green stuff to fill the gaps, and gave him a semi auto pistol from a Foundry Street Violence fig. The knife was cut off and a bottle made from sprue. He was then rebased and repainted.


  1. I say, I say, I say...these are some awesome clowns!

    I have some clowns from mirliton (may be old grenadier minis) and will get me some clowns from black cat bases as well...someday.


  2. They make me shudder. Great Paintjobs and love the character bio's


  3. Nicely done, very little better than zombie clowns.

  4. lol, i dont know whats scarier clowns or zeds,fantastic paint job,i love the wine bottle

  5. Funny enough... I am working on the exact same miniature right now!

    Great work with both of them mate!

  6. He's definitely one of the better Horrorclix sculpts. You've done a good job on them both and I love the bios you've given them.

  7. Evil clowns, as scary as zombie clowns. Love the painted wine in the bottle, great effect.

  8. Ever since the movie "IT" I've never liked clowns...Creepy with a capital "C".

    Having said that, excellent work...LOL!

  9. Scary clowns are creepy - I think I would shoot first and shoot later is I saw these bozos approaching :-P


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